After a very enlightening conversation with a member of a podcasting group I’m in who has bilateral hearing loss, I’ve realized that it would be helpful to some listeners to put transcripts of the shows on the website. To that end, I’ve posted the scripts for all of the episodes so far and will add new episodes as they are posted. These are the original scripts for the shows, so they are not all 100% accurate. Any changes I made on the fly while recording won’t be picked up, but they should be mostly on track. Hope this helps. If there’s ever something you think I could do to make the show better or easier to listen to, drop me a line. I’m always open to suggestions.
Episode 1A – Gods Make Shitty Dads Episode 1B – Pandora’s Vagina Episode 2 – The Amazing Spiderman Episode 3 – Never Go Back to Corpserape Island Episode 4 – When God Gives You Murder, Make Murderade Episode 5 – Flower Power Episode 6A – Who’s Your God Now? Episode 6B – A Questing We Will Go Episode 6C – Bros Before Hos Episode 6D – Who Framed Sun Wukong? Episode 6E – Doctor Monkey Episode 6F – The King of Destructia Episode 6G – The Return of the Buddha Episode 7 – How to Lose a God in 10 Days Episode 8 – Buried Alive Episode 9 – Evil Dead Episode 10 – Maui, His Brother Maui, and His Other Brother Maui Episode 11 – Sleeping Beauty: Plucking Brier-Rose Episode 12 – The Soulless Little Mermaid Episode 13 – The Devil’s Sooty Brother Episode 14 – Hooker with a Heart of Gold Episode 15 – Monkey Business Episode 16 – Cleverman Episode 17 – Love ‘Em and Leave ‘Em Episode 18A – The Worst Servant in Russia Episode 18B – Naked and Afraid Episode 18C – The Ice King Cometh Episode 19 – Hawaiian Tuna Episode 20 – Pray the Stars are Wrong Episode 21 – The Magical Fruit Episode 22A – Cursed by God Episode 22B – Black and White Episode 23 – Have a Holly Jolly Yuletide Episode 24 – Seven at One Stroke Episode 25 – The Devil’s Threesome Episode 26A – Naked Beauty Pageant Episode 26B – The Face that Launched a Thousand Seamen Episode 26C – War Comes Episode 26D – Romeo and Juliet, but Better Episode 26E – About a Girl Episode 26F – Duel of the Fates Episode 26G – Turning the Tide Episode 26H – He’s Just Not That Into You Episode 26I – Suicide Squad Episode 26J – A Death in the Family Episode 26K – Dark Knight of the Soul Episode 26L – Reap the Whirlwind Episode 26M – The Final Showdown Episode 26N – The Fallen Prince Episode 26O – We’ll Always Have Paris Episode 27 – Coyote: Certified Genius Episode 28 – Wascally Wabbit Episode 29 – What’s New, Pussycat? Episode 30 – You Can’t Fix Stupid Episode 31 – Witchy Woman Episode 32 – Fantasy Island Episode 33 – The Lion Sleeps Tonight Episode 34 – The Fifth Sun Episode 35 – Icy-Hearted Witch Episode 36 – One Sexy Cucumber Episode 37 – Sibling Rivalry Episode 38 – The Devil’s Own Episode 39A – A Rose for Beauty Episode 39B – The Price of a Rose Episode 39C – Queens and Fairies Episode 39D – Prisoners of Love Episode 39E – Only in Dreams Episode 39F – Peeping Belle Episode 39G – There’s No Place Like Home Episode 39H – Hide and Seek Episode 39I – Happily Ever After Episode 40 – Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Episode 41 – The Witches of Hindustan Episode 42 – A Fiend Like Me Episode 43 – Dueling Penises Episode 44 – What’s Up, Doc? Episode 45 – Drag Me to Hell Episode 46 – The Truth about Elves Episode 47 – Sister of Bones Episode 48 – In the Belly of the Whale Episode 49 – Dead and Buried Episode 50 – Betel Juice Episode 51 – Thor’s a Weakling Episode 52 – If I Only Had a Brain Episode 53 – Christmas Evil Episode 54 – Here There Be Dragons Episode 55 – Evil Twins Episode 56 – Ogre Achiever Episode 57 – Silence is Golden Episode 58 – Antler Envy Episode 59 – Bear Slayer Episode 60 – Brain Food Episode 61 – Don’t be a Karen Episode 62 – God’s Favorite Fiddler on the Roof Episode 63 – Moonstruck Episode 64 – The Good Place Episode 65 – The Magic Pirate Episode 66 – Jerry Springer Special Episode 67 – The Devil’s Pit Episode 68 – Don’t Look Back Episode 69 – Brotherly Love Episode 70 – Terror of the Batsquatch Episode 71 – Mulan Episode 72A – The Odyssey Begins Episode 72B – Reefer Madness Episode 72C – Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen Episode 72D – Dust in the Wind Episode 73 – Death and Pumpkin Episode 72E – This Little Piggy Episode 72F – 525,600 Minutes Episode 74 – Creepy Crawly Christmas Episode 72G – Dead by Dawn Episode 72H – Bring Me to Life Episode 72I – A Rock and a Hard Place Episode 75 – Let Your Hair Down Episode 72J – Holy Cow Episode 72K – Party Pooper Episode 72L – Coming Unraveled Episode 72M – Sacrificial Bull Episode 72N – Secrets and Lies Episode 72O – Homeward Bound Episode 72P – Naked and Afraid Episode 72Q – On the Road Again Episode 72R – Take Me Home Country Roads Episode 72S – Return of the King Episode 72T – Good Omens Episode 72U – Family Reunion Episode 72V – The Beggar King Episode 72X – A Red Wedding Episode 72Y – King of Ithaca Episode 76 – Cinderella Episode 77 – How Beer Saved the World Episode 78 – A Grave Situation Episode 79 – You Light Up My Life Episode 80A – Love and Fairies Episode 80B – Crime and Punishment Episode 81 – Naughty or Nice? Episode 82 – Battle of the Seasons Episode 83 – The Terrible Tortoise Episode 84 – A Pound of Flesh Episode 85 – Lazy Town Episode 86 – For Fox Sake Episode 87 – Shotgun Wedding Episode 88 – You’re Welcome Episode 89 – A Hero’s Welcome Episode 90 – Cloak and Dagger Episode 91 – Roadrunner and Coyote Episode 92 – Adventure Time Episode 93 – Magic the Hedgehog Episode 94 – The Gambler Episode 95 – O Brother, Where Art Thou? Episode 96 – Were Tiger? There Tiger! Episode 97 – Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Episode 98 – Young Merlin Episode 99 – Warts and All Episode 100 – Dragon Tales Episode 101 – Islands in the Stream Episode 102 – What Big Teeth You Have Episode 103 – Sympathy for the Devil Episode 104 – Charlotte’s Web Episode 105 – The Hills Have Eyes Episode 106 – Cat Burglar Episode 107 – O Christmas Tree Episode 108 – Fire and Ice Episode 109 – As Above, So Below Episode 110 – Love’s Labor’s Lost Episode 111 – East o’ the Sun, West o’ the Moon Episode 112A – In the Hall of the Mountain King Episode 112B – The Demon King Episode 113 – The Estonian Giant Episode 114 – Donkey Kong Episode 115 – The Music Man Episode 116 – Dreams and Omens Episode 117A – Slayer Episode 117B – The Prince is a Pauper
Episode 117C – Fee Fi Fo Fum Episode 118 – Strange Magic Episode 119 – Love, Marriage, and Dragons Episode 120 – Son of a Peach Episode 121 – Til Death Episode 122 – To Catch a Thief Episode 123 – Blow Thou Winter Wind Episode 124 – Island of Dr Moreau Episode 125 – Christmas in the Eternal City Episode 126 – A Whole New World Episode 127 – I’m Not Lion Episode 128 – King Shark Episode 129 – An Otter’s Ransom Episode 130 – King of the Ghosts Episode 131A – Oracles and Omens Episode 131B – Theseus and the Minotaur Episode 132 – Fearless Episode 133 – How to Make Friends and Influence Monarchs Episode 134 – Into the Woods Episode 135 – Seeking Brother Husband Episode 136 – Sister Sister Episode 137 – The Invulnerable Giant Episode 138 – Battle of the Volcanoes Episode 139 – Long Live the King Episode 140 – Mr. Rat Episode 141 – Assistant to the Regional Tige rEpisode 142 – The Haunted Castle Episode 143 – Sinbad’s First Voyage Episode 144 – A Meal to Die For Episode 145 – Gruff Episode 146 – Cabin in the Woods Episode 147 – Fire and Pancakes Episode 148 – The Giant Brothers Episode 149 – A Bug’s Life Episode 150 – That’s So Raven Episode 151A – Take Me Out to the Ball Game Episode 151B – The Wonder Twins Episode 151C – Slash and Burn Episode 151D – Victory or Death
