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This week on MYTH, it’s off to the Pacific Northwest for a tale from the First Peoples of the Americas.  You’ll learn that Pinocchio was a bird before he was a puppet, that whales and ravens are cousins, and that you should be careful who you let into your mouth.  Then, in Gods and Monsters,…
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This week on MYTH, we’re headed back to western Africa for a rather unique tale.  You’ll learn that there’s no shame in needing a little help, that the right music can make a crocodile cry, and that the undead are weird.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet the deadly vampire disguised as summer fun.…
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This week on MYTH, we’ll be spending time with some powerful, dangerous women.  You’ll see that maybe you shouldn’t bother random women with requests for a kiss, that fairies aren’t as friendly as they seem, and that you should always bring snacks on a road trip.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll see why dancing…
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This week on MYTH, we’re covering a super-old story because you asked for it.  You’ll learn that greed is bad, that even the Greeks stole some of their stories, and that some underworlds just aren’t as nice as others.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet a snake-monster that was the wind beneath the hydra’s…
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This week on MYTH, we’ll make our first foray into Korea.  You’ll learn why rabbits don’t like to swim, why you should never accept a ride from a talking turtle, and why you can’t use fake eyes in medicine.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet a tricky spirit with a love of games and…
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This week on MYTH, it’s time to kill a god.  Well, sort of. You’ll learn that some gods have massive wood, that Osiris probably has claustrophobia, and that zombie sex is the best.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet the angry monkey who uses his penis in creative ways. Check out this episode!

This week on MYTH, we’ll hop a magic carpet ride to a whole new world.  You’ll learn that not all genies are created equal, that long-lost relatives are not to be trusted, and that sometimes being bad can get you everything you want.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll go giant bird watching. Check out…
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This week on MYTH, we’ll travel to the old kingdom of Hindustan for one of the stupidest couple fights ever.  You’ll find out that jackals and tigers sound a lot alike, that gemstones come from surprising places, and that the gallows is a bad place to meet women.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll look…
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This week on MYTH, we’ll discover a cure for blindness in the jungles of Brazil.  You’ll discover that random old strangers give the best advice, that giving spoiled teens a lot of money is a stupid idea, and that some dangers never really materialize.  Then, in a listener-suggestion Gods and Monsters, we’ll discover the secrets…
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This week on MYTH, we’re finally going to resolve all of the loose threads in this tangled story.  This is the ninth and final episode in our telling of the classic French tale, Beauty and the Beast.  You’ll see that no one is ever truly gone, that turning into a snake is apparently super scary,…
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