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Episode 62 – God’s Favorite Fiddler on the Roof

This week on MYTH, Satan is going to get very hands-on.  You’ll see that giant monsters are very intimidating, that being God’s favorite can be a bad thing, and that tornadoes might kill your family or they might just yell at you.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet the scaly monster used to scare…
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Episode 61 – Don’t be a Karen

This week on MYTH, we’ll dance back into the magical world of Hans Christian Andersen.  You’ll discover why poor kids shouldn’t want nice things, why you should never trust a compliment, and why you should never dance.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll discover the version of Toy Story that was depressing kids over a…
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Episode 60 – Brain Food

This week on MYTH, we’ll celebrate the luck of the Irish in a more authentic way than green beer.  You’ll discover why salmon is good for you, why you should never play sports, and why druids make bad fathers.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll meet the mischievous inspiration behind Shakespeare’s most famous trickster. Check…
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Episode 59 – Bear Slayer

This week on MYTH, we’re going to meet the best Latvian folk hero you’ve never heard of.  You’ll learn that matching chariot to god is super easy, that even gods aren’t all powerful, and that you can find the weirdest stuff in wood.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll see what happens when you mix…
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Episode 58 – Antler Envy

This week on MYTH, death awaits you all – with nasty, big, pointy teeth!  You’ll discover that Monty Python was right about how deadly rabbits are, that deer are thieves, and that you can’t trust a musician.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet the Mayan cross between Dracula and Batman. Check out this episode!

Episode 57 – Silence is Golden

This week on MYTH, it’s time for the Valentine’s Day special!  You’ll see why you shouldn’t bother a woman who doesn’t want to talk to you, that magical death plants are apparently super common, and that you should never trust mysterious old women.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll learn that gazelles are more dangerous…
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Episode 56 – Ogre Achiever

This week on MYTH, we’ll get into the age-old rivalry between giants and ogres  You’ll learn that the bugs get big in Italy, that pride goeth before a stupid bet, and that being royal doesn’t make you a good dad.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet the beautiful, magical women from outside. Check out…
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Episode 55 – Evil Twins

This week on MYTH, we’ll meet some evil demon twins.  You’ll discover that disguised gods are dangerous, that immortality is tricky, and that monsters always show up in the weirdest places.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll learn the tragic legend of a sweet flatbread. Check out this episode!

Episode 54 – Here There Be Dragons

This week on MYTH, we’re going to play around with fireworks.  You’ll see that gods have a lot of free time, that red is super scary, and that the new year is a time for monsters.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll see that sometimes vomiting can be a good thing. Check out this episode!

Episode 53 – Christmas Evil

This week on MYTH, we’ll settle in front of a roaring fire for a traditional Christmas horror story.  You’ll see that Santa is is no real hurry to help out children, that you should definitely believe all local rumors, and that Santa used to have some weird powers.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll get…
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