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This week on MYTH, Odysseus is going to meet a lot of people who are mostly dead.  You’ll see that the reception line in hell takes forever, that even dead mothers are good at guilting their children, and that swords work great on ghosts.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll learn how to get whatever…
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This week on MYTH, it’s once again time for the annual holiday special!  You’ll learn why spiders are good luck, why you should use more cobwebs in your Christmas decorating, and why you should plant a tree in your living room.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll want to finish your chores on time so…
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This week on MYTH, it’s time to drink the night away and then some.  You’ll see that some people want to get home more than others, that drinking yourself sick eventually gets old, and that you shouldn’t pass out on the roof.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll discover the creepy story behind a simple…
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This week on MYTH, we’ll link back up with Odysseus and his single surviving ship for the next leg of the Odyssey.  You’ll see that it’s a bad idea to split the party, that pigs make bad soldiers, and that sometimes you have to fight poison with poison.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet…
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This week on MYTH, we’re going to take a break from Odysseus’ epic journey into death and destruction for a different tale of death and destruction in our annual Halloween special.  You’ll discover that elephants are scarier than you thought, that pumpkins make good but dangerous hiding places, and that stomachs are very dark inside. …
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This week on MYTH, things are just going to keep getting bloodier and uglier for poor Odysseus and his men.  You’ll discover the value of a good night’s sleep, the risk of an empty village, and the terror of being cursed by the gods.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, it’s a sexy gay love quadrangle…
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This week on MYTH, we’re going to follow Odysseus as he gets into more trouble.  You’ll see that you can’t trust Nobody, that sheep rustling is a bad idea, and that taunting cannibals is a worse idea.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll see why you should be careful what you wish for. Check out…
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This week on MYTH, it’s an ancient PSA on the dangers of drugs.  You’ll learn that you should never overstay your welcome, that you should just say no to the lotus, and that real friends will drag you home no matter what you want.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll dip into the darker side…
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This week on MYTH, we’re heading back to the shores of defeated Troy for the first story in Odysseus’ epic story.  You’ll see that no one hates you like family, that wrestling old men is hard, and that you can herd seals.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll learn the gruesome origins of…wine? Check out…
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This week on MYTH, we’ll meet the deadly Chinese cross-dressing warrior.  You’ll discover that Mulan was way more of a badass than Disney let on, that you should never rescue a chauvinist, and that bandits make great kings.  Then, in Gods and Monsters, you’ll learn why you should never go swimming in the dark. Check…
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